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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:05
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
How did my ex move on very fast?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
So they tried
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Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts